Thank you for your friendship. You don't have a pet and we appreciate the fact that you can overlook the fact that we do and still consider us friends. However your well-meaning complaints/comments/suggestions regarding our dog must end. In the interest of our continued friendship, I feel we should tell you why we feel this way.
- The dog lives here. You don't.
- If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, then stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it furniture.)
- I like my dog more than I like
- To you, she's a dog. To me, she's an adopted daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
We hope you understand. In our house, dogs rule.
Your host and hostess