Just the Dog-gone Truth

Third part of the dog series. I promise this is the last one, really.

In many ways dogs are better than kids.

1. They eat less.


2. They don't ask for money every time you turn around.


3. They take less time to train.


4. They normally come when called.


5. They never ask for your car keys.


6. They don't hang out with drug users.


7. They don't smoke or drink.


8. They have no interest in the latest fashion trends.


9. Their tricks don't involve a garage roof and a Superman cape.


10. They don't need a gazillion dollars for college.

and finally,

11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

Now go kiss your puppy.